Worst Chocolate Dessert: Chili's Chocolate Chip Paradise Pie

Here is empirical evidence that food marketers are making our food worse and worse: In 2008, we listed this chocolate pie as the Worst Dessert in America. In 2009, it doesn't even take the bronze! Yet this hulking slice still packs as many calories as 3 Big Macs. That's right: Nobody would ever consider capping a meal with 3 Macs, so why would they order a slice of this stuff? When choosing dessert at Chili's, the only safe options are the Sweet Shots, drinkable treats with built-in portion control. Avoid the chocolate one, which rings in at 420 calories; any of the others should be fine.

I love me some Chili's, but if you're going to get anything other than the Sweet Shots, just share it!